I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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