I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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