I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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