Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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