Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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