I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
did i just pee glitter
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