"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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