Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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