I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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