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Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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