I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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