everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Do plants get herpes?
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