This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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