I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
