How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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