girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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