just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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