Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It's blow job season.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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