no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
