***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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