i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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