Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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