what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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