Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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