I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
