She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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