if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I cut my penus on the lid.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Randomize
