so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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