my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
