1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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