the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
so much tequila, so little girl.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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