I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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