I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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