I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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