I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
