I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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