What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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