I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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