who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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