very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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