We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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