So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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