BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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