I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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