He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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