TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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