she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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