I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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