How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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