i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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