I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
